Good Morning....They say that Vancouver is quite the city....I believe.... Yesterday I threw a dig at Ben Eager of the San Jose Sharks who took a couple of not so bright penalties Weds. night....Little did I know that during one of his timeouts that a cute Vancouver lass sitting next to the penalty box decided to show some wild, wild west hospitality and flash a couple of her assets to the dumbfounded Shark....Canada broadcast it live but Versus in the US missed it....I'm going straight to YouTube when I'm done here.
Tomorrow is the Preakness Stakes in Maryland with Kentucky Derby winner #11 Animal Kingdom vying for the second jewel of the Triple Crown....Have to agree with my associate Dr. Thoroughbred Murr' who vows to never bet the chalk....I'm going against the grain and going inside and take #1 Astrology with Mike Smith aboard, morning odds 15-1....Dr. Thoroughbred advises "take someone thats at least 20-1"....Sentimental pick is #9 Mucho Macho Man with Kathy Rivas (Massachusetts girl) training.
Oklahoma City steals one in Dallas with Russell Westbrook on the bench for the entire 4th quarter....James Harden had the hot hand and kudos to coach Scott Brooks for sticking with him....Series tied 1-1....Bruins bring their lunch pails, score early, sprinkle in a dash of Tyler Seguin and a lot of smothering defense on their way to victory and a 2-1 series lead....Despite back-to-back homers (Boesch and Cabrera) in the 8th inning the Tigers squander a gutsy Verlander performance thru dismal conditions (again) in Boston as the Red Sox rally (again) in the bottom of the ninth on a bases loaded base hit by Carl Crawford (again)....Looks like Cinco Ocho (Papelbon) has his swagger back....Sign of the Apocalypse: Sox ink Millwood to a minor league contract....Hide the women and children and bolt the door....With Josh Beckett leaving early due to "tightness" and Lackey and the Japanese Enigma on the DL the Sox brass sign an inning eater with lots and lots of losses....Such is the depth of Major League pitching when all you can come up with is a Kevin Millwood....How about Jason Giambi going yard three, i say 3, times last night for Colorado....Good for him....Has quietly slipped into Rockieland and become a key bench player....Ah Roger, if you had just taken a page out of the Giambi steroid playbook and humbly apologized you wouldn't be paying lawyers large you stupid, obnoxious, arrogant, lying fool.
So Jamie McCourt wants the court to force her ex-husband to sell the Dodgers because he has run the team into the ground since their divorce....She wants to "resolve this situation for my family in a way that also advances the best interests of the Dodgers fans, players and franchise"....please....To try and paint yourself as a savior of the LA team when you and your hubby spent big Dodger dollars on a number of properties and a lavish lifestyle is hypocritical at best....Laughable to us....See the picture of her on CBSSportsline?....Has "bitch" all over it....Thank God Frankie boy didn't get his paws on the Red Sox.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar cries to the Sporting News that he feels "slighted" and "overlooked" because there are five statues in front of the Staple Center and none of them are him....Poor Lew....Magic, Jerry West, long time legendary announcer Chick Hearn, Gretzky and Oscar De La Hoya are the five....Oscar must have paid someone....Is Jabbar all right?....In Boston there's talk about a statue for the great Bill Russell AFTER 40 years....Of course Russell is finally warming up to the idea, but still....Kareem STFU....Imagine me asking Mama if I can have a statue in front of the Castle seeing as I am the King....Wouldn't go over too well.
Gotta give Bill O'Reilly credit for having Jon Stewart on his program but ya gotta give the decision to Jarring Jon after his beatdown on the debate of having Common at the White House....Good television.....I like Donald Trump....I do....But after his fake run for the presidency to draw higher ratings for Celebrity Apprentice, the birth certificate rant and Obama retaliating by skewering The Donald at the correspondents dinner with the hairmeister in the room I'm left with this line....
"I just heard that Donald Trump was running as a Republican....I thought he was running as a joke". - Seth Myers
talk to ya......
THIS JUST IN : THE BACARDI DISTILLERY HAS FINALLY DECIDED IT'S TIME TO PUT A STATUE OF ME IN FRONT OF THEIR FACILITY , THE STATUE WILL OF COURSE BE IN THE PRONE POSITION. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER ALTHOUGH WITH THE END OF THE WORLD COMING TOMORROW IT MAY BE TOO LATE SO I BETTER GO GET A DRINK NOW WHILE I STILL CAN .
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of the end of the world...I've already been told I'm EVIL, so I will be granting free tours of Hell to the first 50 people who can name the 1978 Red Sox Starting Rotation. To quote Apu from The Quickie Mart..."See You In HEll!"
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